Avrils Color *Ugly huh?*....................................................................................My color *woohoo! Its better then Avrils, lol*
"It's not about me personally attacking people, it's getting them scared. I'm just freakin em' out so that I can sell the most records and stuff. (On dissing other singers)" *CHEATER! SHE'S CHEATING! KILL HER KILL HER!*
"I'm my own person-there's no one else in the world out there like me." *No, no there isn't...your the only fuckhead wannabe person out there*
"You can lable me anything you want, just think of me as a bitch who does what she loves to do." *I'll just think of you as a bitch...is that alright?*
"I'm not gonna go out there and dress like a hoe and stuff. Look how well that worked for Britney." *Uhm...yea, I was a fan of Britney way back, and I had lotz of pictures with her not dressing like a "hoe"..as in FULLY CLOTHED AND NO MAKEUP!...in fact, more pictures of her as a person, then a "hoe"*
"I hate makup and shit like that, if you wanna express yourself do it in your music." *so thats why you wear 5 gallons of eyeliner...riiiiiiiiiiight...*
"The guys I date have to be like me. I can't see myself with some skinny prep guy driving in his daddy's car." *But you are some skinny preppy guy...*
"I swear, what is she tring to do (Christina Aguleira), beat Britney on being the sluttiest of all time? She is freakin nasty. I mean, how many STD's does she have? Who goes around telling everyone about their p---- ring? It's sick." *Stop dissing on Christina, alright? She's fucking pretty, looks good w/o makeup, CAN ACTUALLY sing, and is actually talented!*
"Have you seen her (Christina Aguliera) new video? Poor Girl. (Referring to 'Dirrty')" *Like i said... NO FUCKING DISSING ON CHRISTINA!!! She fucking rocks, and that song "Beautiful" is the coolest, so fuck off of her alright?*
"It's like not about the style, its about the music (on being Punk)." *YOUR NOT FUCKING PUNK!!!!!!!! GET OVER IT BITCH!*
"(Gasp) Britney Spears fully clothed?" *(Gasp) Avril not a dickhead!...*
"I wish everyone whould stop saying that I'm not "punk"! God damnit, I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. Thats what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation. People look up to me and want to be me. And thats fine, just don't try to copy the sh*t I do!" *And this is coming from the same chick who doesn't kno who The Sex Pistols are, AND, i might add, says she isn't punk sometimes...MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND!!!*
"I get tired on the road. I've got Radio Disney to keep me company." *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...this speaks for itself*
"I think that skater over there is SO CUTE!" *lyke oh my gawd! he lyke towtally is! hehehehe... (shakes head)*
"I get all these loser preps coming up to me asking for autographs and all this crap, and I really want to tell them, 'My music is not for people like you!'" *Your music isn't for anybody..It might burn their ears*
"Girls and guys can relate to my songs. They are deep and emotional. I wrote those lyrics when I was trying to survive." *Trying to survive where?...In a room full of real punks? OOOOOOH...thats right, they might try to kill you!*
"It's somthing about "S8er Boi" that makes it so hard rock. Oh, I know! It's me singing on the f*cking track!" *Suuuuuuuure it is, I believe you (wink)*
"I write about whatever's on my heart." *What heart?*
"I'm a very emotional person and my talent is transferring my emotions on to paper. It's something I can just do. People may be in disbelief that I wrote it but I did." *(Ahem) Doesn't your little CD booklet thing say that you arent the one that writes all of the shit you call music?*
"I'm going to be around for a while. I'm going to make tons of records and keep on writing music and performing and reaching fans." *NOOOOOOOO! THE WORLD WILL BE RUINED FOREVER NOW!!*
"There was a guitar laying around the house and my Dad plays the guitar and I picked it up and very slowly taught myself to play it." *(Stares blankly) But you can't play the guitar....*
"I can ollie and sort of grind. I suck, but, I mean, I'm not a pro. But I just like doing it. It's fun." *How come you acted all tough and 'I can skate like a pro' in that 'Sk8er Boi' video of yours? Hmm...Sometimes the world doesn't make any sense*
"I write what I feel, I never worry about what others think. I'm gonna dress what's me, I'm gonna act what's me and I'm gonna sing what's me." * Werent you country before you became "punk"*
"I would love to work with Johnny Reznik from the Goo Goo Dolls, blink-182, and System of a Down -- that would rock!" *But they all hate you...and SOAD fucking rocks*
"I like wiping out and hurting myself and crying. And I like to show off my bruises. And, me and the guys just like to mess around on them, even though we all suck." *Yes...you do suck...in the music industry*
"I would describe my album as rock, pop, alternative... It's kind of all over the place. It's music with an edge." *R-R-R--Rock? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD! HAHAHAHAHA!*
. I wear my pants loose, and lately I’ve been so busy I’ve lost a few pounds. My ass-crack is always showing!" *YEA! And everybody whos seen it has gone blind*
"Nick Carter wanted me to sing on his album but, you know, it's not really my thing. I'm not putting myself in the teen pop type of box." *You're already in it*
"Pink's pretty cool. She's just kinda like a poseur." *Pink? A poseur?...Wrong again buddy*
"Christina Agu...who? I thought that w***e died!" *I TOLD YOU! SHE'S NOT A FUCKING WHORE! STOP FUCKING SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT! GODDDDDDDDDD...I'll shall kill you someday*
"People like Shakira shouldn’t have record contracts. She cant even speak English." *Say it with me...RACIST!*
"Britney Spears is such a hoe cake." *At least she has a voice... unlike some people I've heard (Glares at avril)*
"Michelle Branch better watch her back." *Or what? You'll get your lil sk8er bois to kill her? Hehe..Your funny:P*
"People like comparing me to Alanis. Sorry, I take baths." *How would you know she doesn't take baths? Your stalking her arent you? YOU ARE! I KNEW IT!*
"I don't really care if my clothes are wrinkled or there's a stain on my shirt. Going out on the road, your clothes are dirty." *How come in almost EVERY picture of you, theres NO stain, and there are NO wrinkles on your shirt?*
"I'm not into gloss and glamour. It's soooo fake." *(Cough) Like i said...5 gallons of eyeliner...*
"People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff?" *Because you say your the Sid Vicious for the new generation..and SID is from the Sex Pistols dumbass, maybe you should find out who he is before you compare yourself to him*
"I dress cool and I look hot, so if you don’t like it suck it." *Suck what? Oh yea...your a man, sorry, forgot about that....*
"I really hate preps." *You shouldn't hate yourself...*
"'Skater Boy' is one of the most hardest, rawest songs ever made. Alot of girls wish they could jam on the gutiar like I could, but they can't!" *You couldn't jam on the guitar if your life depended on it!*
"I think the Osbornes suck! Its a passing fad." *Oh you're just saying that because everyone of them hate you*
"I grew up on the mean streets of Canada and I had to survive." *Oh yes..cuz Canada is just so dangerous...*
"From where I come from we toke it up!" *Toke what up? Tell me please...I'm just dieing to know*
"I mean, the way she dresses — would you walk around the street in a f*ckin' bra? I'm not trying to dis anyone, but with me, the clothes I wear onstage are the clothes I would wear to school or go shopping. I'm not gonna go up onstage and dress different. Britney Spears goes up onstage and dresses like a showgirl. She's not being herself up there because she's dancing like a ho. Is she ho? She says she's a virgin. Y'know, it's just not clicking. She's doing one thing and saying another thing, y'know? It's definitely not what I'm going to do." *Hrmm....Didn't I see you in a picture dressing the same way as her on the beach? *
Thanx to http://www.freewebs.com/we_hate_avril_lavigne/quotes.htm for these Avril quotes!
